Thursday, December 25, 2014

Joke Teller For Women

Joke Teller

The type of guy who’s just full of jokes. Any type. Any topic.
He seems to find everything funny in one way or another. He laughs
all the time and can easily spur laughter from people around him.
Aggressor
The type of guys who’re constantly making fun of others and seldom of
themselves.They can often get quite abusive, but believe it or not, some women
love that.
Stupid Guy
There are several advantages of faking stupidity, and there are many
ways to do it.
An especially humorous way is the usage of so-called malapropisms
— twisted, wrong, and often comic usage of language, usually assisted
by contradiction such as:
“One word: no way!”
“For your information, I’d like to raise a question.”
“The restaurant is so crowded; nobody ever goes there any more.”
“The trouble with the other countries is—they are all being run by
foreigners.”
Have you watched the sitcom “Friends”? Joey Tribiani is a typical
stupid guy.
Or sometimes, totally absurd usage of wrong word. For example:
“I've got to consecrate myself on this newspaper.” (concentrate)
“He is the very pine-apple of politeness!” (pinnacle)
“He had to use a fire distinguisher.” (fire extinguisher)
“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”
Or demand the impossible:

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