Tell Universal Jokes First When Chatting With A Woman

Tell Universal Jokes First

You can easily tell if she’s not in a mood for jokes and if she has a
special taste. Your first objective is to locate her “sweet spot” for
humor.There are many types of so-called universal jokes which are safe to tell
anyone. They typically involve kids, hobbies, animals, nature, etc. Go
with them and you can never be wrong.
Years ago, there was this research conducted by Laugh Lab to identify
the funniest universal joke. After hundreds of thousands of votes they
had a winner:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of
them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes
are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and
calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is
dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says:
“Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There
is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on
the line. He says: “OK, now what?"